Pages

Monday, November 28, 2011

THE GUARDIAN


If you liked the William Friedkin classic The Exorcist, but wished it included more tree-worshipping murder-druids, then you should watch THE GUARDIAN.

If you want your early 90s horror movies to make no sense and be weirdly anti-environment, then you should watch THE GUARDIAN.


If you like the kind of scary movies where the parents are oblivious and ridiculously dense until the last possible moment, then you should watch THE GUARDIAN.

If you enjoy horror movies that put infant children into mortal danger and leave them stranded in forests, then you should watch THE GUARDIAN.


If you want to see Kevin Costner teach Ashton Kutcher how to be a Coast Guard, then shut the %$#* up and watch something else.

No comments:

Post a Comment