Directed by Joaquim Dos
(Jack Two Santas) Santos
Written by Steve Niles
Starring Gary Cole, Alyssa Milano
The Spectre is a private detective, ghost, and ladies man all rolled into one. Basically, if CBS executives combined all of their scripted shows, they would come up with The Spectre. In this film, he solves the mystery of a murdered movie producer by using horrifying magic hallucinations to kill the bad guys. He also narrates a lot.
He is voiced by this guy, BTW.
ISN’T THAT SPECIAL?
This short film is a continuation of Superman/Shazam!: The Return of Black Adam, which I recently posted about. It originally came as a bonus movie on the video Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths. Afterwards, they packaged it with three other DC shorts (including Superman/Shazam), which is where I got to see it.
Unlike the previous Superman short, which was 98% hot guys wrestling each other, this one doesn’t have a lot of beefcake. The Spectre isn’t a particularly rippling hero, and he mostly stays covered in a long green cloak.
He does make out with a weirdly blonde Alyssa Milano.
The horror aspect, however, is front and center. The death scenes in this one are terrifying. One involves a killer car…
Like this, except not horrible.
…And another involves a bunch of movie props coming alive and being creepy as hell.
Like this, except... well, just as ridiculous as this.
Man, is this film creepy. But don’t just take my word for it. Check this out. If I had known that DC animated films could be this apeshit terrifying, I would have started watching them years ago.