Written, Produced and Directed by Andrew Niccol
Starring Al Pacino, Catherine Keener, a Evan Rachel Wood, a hologram
Ever wondered what Frankenstein would look like as a navel-gazing
Hollywood satire? Well, neither did the rest of the world. S1m0ne is a comedy about a down-on-his-luck director who invents an actress out of a computer simulation. The world falls in love with the actress, and it ruins his life.
There’s a lot of shouting, too. Obviously.
"God created little furry animals to be worn."
"Have you ever actually HAD dolphin? Pan-fried, with a little garlic and fennel."
ISN’T THAT SPECIAL?
This film is a fascinating failure, a big budget comedy starring A-list talent that arrived DOA at the box office. It has the stink of being a pompous
Hollywood satire that is of no interest to anyone outside of LA County. Naturally, I wanted to see it.
Admittedly, it’s not exactly a horror film, or a gay film, but it has its roots in sci-fi, and gay audiences usually respond positively to clever satires that gently poke fun at the establishment (Heathers, Pretty Persuasion, Death to Smoochy). And it certainly helps that the star of Heathers (Winona Ryder) and the star of Pretty Persuasion (Evan Rachel Wood) and the star of Death to Smoochy (Catherine Keener) round out this universally stellar cast.
Aside from the title character,
who really is played by a robot.
Like most satires, S1m0ne thinks it’s smarter than it really is, but I still recommend it. Consistently funny and only slightly pompous, this film takes a really dumb premise and uses it the best way it can: to show us how very, very stupid we are regarding celebrity worship.